01 May 2009

20 Wishes

May 1, 2009

I did this lo for the "Twenty Wishes" Challenge over at Pages In Time. The object was to list 20 wishes or things you'd like to do. I changed it up a little by adding 20 humorous things I wish for.
Here's my list, not in any particular order!

I wish houses cleaned themselves.
I wish there was a hunting season for annoying people.
I wish slow drivers had to use dirt roads.
I wish driving dumb was illegal.
I wish someone baked me brownies everyday just because.
I wish cell phones didn’t work in cars.
I wish people had mute buttons.
I wish eating burned more calories.
I wish waiting rooms had the “30 minutes or its free” policy.
I wish I didn’t have to wash the dishes to put them in the dishwasher.
I wish cars came with bathrooms.
I wish stupidity was a punishable offense.
I wish “Just a minute” meant just that.
I wish coffee pots came with an IV option.
I wish rap music came with a translator.
I wish on my 29th birthday that we could have stopped counting.
I wish “diet foods” didn’t taste like Styrofoam.
I wish clocks didn’t have a snooze button.
I wish men didn’t take the words “Lazy Boy” so literally.
I wish stop signs applied to everyone.

Hope you got a laugh!

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